“No Dreads Allowed”: Governor Bago Declares War on Hairstyles in Minna
In a move that has left social
media buzzing and barbers sharpening their clippers, Niger State Governor, Umar
Bago, has declared a state of emergency—on hairstyles.
During a stakeholders’ security
meeting at the Government House on Tuesday, April 22, Bago issued a startling
directive: anyone seen sporting dreadlocks in Minna should be arrested,
forcibly given a haircut, and fined.
“We will have zero tolerance for
rascality. Anybody that you find with dreadlocks, arrest, barb the hair, and
fine him. Nobody should carry any kind of haircut inside Minna,” the
governor stated, with a firm resolve that left jaws hanging.
Apparently, the governor believes
that certain hairstyles are now indicators of criminality—or as he calls it,
rascality. And if your hair’s a bit too expressive for the city’s standards, it
could cost you more than just a trip to the barber.
Governor Bago didn’t stop at
dreadlocks. He also sounded a warning to parents, urging them to rein in their
children or risk the government's full-force disciplinary measures.
But while the governor may be
wielding scissors as his new tool of reform, the backlash was immediate and
fiery. Nigerians took to X (formerly Twitter), slamming the directive as a
gross infringement on personal freedom and an unnecessary distraction from real
security threats.
Critics are asking: When did
hairstyles become a matter of state security? And if hair is now a crime,
what’s next—banning beards?
As the nation grapples with bigger
issues like insecurity, inflation, and unemployment, many believe this new “war
on hair” is misplaced at best, and dictatorial at worst.
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