Governor Bago Backs Down: Cancels Crackdown on Dreadlocks After Public Uproar
In what might be Nigeria’s most
unexpected policy U-turn of the week, Niger State Governor Umar Bago has
officially called off his war on dreadlocks—yes, you read that right after
sparking a public uproar that was anything but hair-splitting.
It all started on Tuesday, April
22, when Governor Bago, perhaps channeling his inner high school principal,
told security forces to go full barber mode in Minna: arrest anyone with
dreadlocks, shave their heads, and issue fines. His exact words? “Nobody
should carry any kind of haircut inside Minna.” That’s right Minna was
briefly on track to become Nigeria’s first involuntary bald zone.
Social media lit up faster than a
faulty power grid. Civil rights groups, fashionistas, Rastafarians, and even
your local neighborhood loctician came out swinging. Memes were made. Twitter/X
exploded. And somewhere, Bob Marley was probably shaking his head from the
great beyond.
But by Wednesday 23rd, the governor
had thankfully had a change of heart (or perhaps his barber advised him to
chill). Speaking in damage control mode, Bago clarified that he wasn’t gunning
for dreadheads across the board, just the alleged "cultists hiding
behind the curls." He blamed “media propaganda” for the
misunderstanding and extended a welcome mat to anyone with locks, twists, or a
general love of hair freedom.
“If you have any business and
you have dreadlocks, please come to Niger State,” he said, possibly while
resisting the urge to hand out complimentary combs.
So there you have it, dreadlocks
are safe, barbers can calm down, and Minna won’t become a state-run barber shop
after all. One can only hope future security meetings involve fewer scissors
and more common sense.
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